Come on ladies...we have all come across that "scrub" at some point in time in our life. Some of us more often than others. Well I came across a couple scrubs today...which inspired me to write this. So the first scrub was in his car...or actually the passenger seat of someone else's car (u know the song...hangin out the passenger side of his best friends ride...tryin to holla at me). Well this scrub had the nerve to knock on the window as I was walking into the bank. What did he think I was gonna do, answer the door?? lol I looked at the window and he pointed his finger for me to come to the car. Needless to say...I kept it moving. Scrub #1...get ya own ride...and get some money so YOU can be the one going into the bank and not the person you were riding with, who left you in a car where you can't even roll ya window down.
Scrub #2...This scrub was a cute story...but never-the-less...still a scrub. So I was at a red light listening to my song Super Bass...had my windows down and enjoying my moment. I look over and this old dude says..."Excuse me, he wants to get your number" and points to the guy in his passenger side (don't know WHAT it is with these passengers...ugh) Well the guy in the passenger side sits up so I can see him and his kool-aide smile...which was missing a couple teeth! I smiled and shook my head no. Dude had to be like 70 years old lol I love my old men though...lord knows I get hit on by them a LOT. Some of them are really fun and sweet. But sorry scrub #2...get ya teeth fixed...get in the driver side...and MAYBE I will smile and shake my head yes...doubt it though...sorry.
Scrub #3...Another car story. Again I'm at a red light with the windows down. This time, no music...was enjoying the sun and silence. A van pulls up next to me. This time the driver says, "You're very pretty." I say thank you. Then he goes, "Are you married? Have a boyfriend?" I say yes. He says, "Damn, he's a lucky man....can I give you a call? We can just be friends :) " lol ummmmmm no. Now that was a LONG red light lol sorry scrub #3...although I am glad you were in the driver side...had all your teeth...and actually looked pretty decent...give a compliment...accept the woman is taken and finish with "Ok..Enjoy your day sweetheart.." Now that would have kept you from being called a scrub.
I will continue my scrub series another day...I'm sure there will be plenty more to come :)
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