God sent me a BMW. If you've followed my posts... you know what I'm talking about. First a jitney... then a helicopter... and now a BMW. So I've been telling this joke over and over again in my blogs. If you've ever seen The Pursuit of Happiness with Will Smith and his son Jaden, Jaden tells the joke while they are walking down the street... goes something like this...
A man is trapped on a rock in the middle of the ocean and cries out, "God help! Please save me!" so a boat comes and the rescuers tell the guy to get in. The guy replies, "No thanks, God will save me!" a helicopter comes and lets down a rope and tells the guy to climb up. The guy responds, "No thanks, God will save me! Long story short, the tide rises and the guy drowns. When he gets to heaven and sees God, he says, "God! Why didn't you save me???" and God replies, "I sent a boat and a helicopter."
So I think God is trying to save me. He gave me a jitney which was great at first, but his ride got too bumpy and I had to get off. Then I flew in a helicopter, but the age of the helicopter scared me so I got down and got back on the jitney. It doesn't take long for your stop to come up on a jitney so I got off... and that's when God sent the BMW. I know what you're thinking...TAKE THE BMW!!! I know I know!! But I'm such a fuckin SNAIL! So that is where I am today. Deciding if I want to take the BMW, while I'm currently still riding the jitney. Decisions decisions. I will pray on it and hopefully realize my answer before I drown...haha.
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