Pete and Repeat

Pete and Repeat went to a bar... Pete walked out...who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat went to a bar... Pete walked out... who's left? Repeat.

Heard that joke before? Well I bring it up because I am about to repeat some things I have previously blogged about. One of the stories I told was about a man trapped on a rock because the tide had risen. He cried out to God saying, "God help me!" Just then some men on a boat came by and told him to get on. The guy says, "No thank you, God will save me!" A few minutes later a helicopter came over him and dropped down a ladder. He was told to climb up. The guy says, "No thank you, God will save me!" You get the point... so the man ends up drowning because the tide rose and he never got off the rock. So when the man gets to heaven and sees God, he says, "How come you didn't save me?" and God replied, "I sent a boat and a helicopter."

I think I just missed my helicopter today. I have been waiting for God to send me someone that has all the qualities and stuff I want... tells me the things I need to hear... wants to do the things for me I desire. I think God sent me my boat, Jitney... and then my helicopter... we'll call him Dude. Am I going to drown??? I want my Jitney back... but is he who God wants for me? Or is God sending me other people, but I just keep waving them on.

Wow. So Jitney just called me. Is that my answer? I'm happy... so I'll take that as my answer and pray I don't drown for doing so... Ha!

Man. I have issues... GNITE! work tomorrow.