Sniff a Dick

Men can smell when another man goes near their woman. Even if it's not TECHNICALLY their woman, if a man has a general interest in you...the minute another dick gets near you...he will start acting funny. However...this only will happen when you are with a man. If you're single and looking...or waiting..nothing will happen until you decide to be with a man. Then...all the men you thought about while you were single will call you...text you...you'll bump into them at the grocery store and at the gas station. Pick the most random spot...that's where you will bump into the man you were thinking about...before you decided to be with your boo.

I had a boo once...he never payed attention to ANYTHING or ANYWHERE I went. The one night I decided to hang out with an old guy-friend...my boo decided to call me a thousand times before I got into the car...then proceeded to text me every five minutes for the next 10 hours. Obviously this is exaggerated...but my boo called me a LOT more than he would have.. had I been alone that night. I always say men smell dick a mile away.

I've never considered myself a cheater. It takes too much lying and sneaking around to cheat. Don't get me wrong...I've tried it before and BOOM...caught within what..the first day??? Mind you...I never even slept with the guy...just went to a bar for a drink. But yea...caught. I gave it up after that. It's just not in me to lie like that. I don't think it's necessary. There are so many people out there that are okay with their mate fuckin other people and spending time with the other sex...that there really is no need to lie and cheat. WHY? I still have yet to understand.

Sometimes I think I should just go with the flow...and do what most people do. Be with one person, but have another on the side...or several on the side. Have the "open" relationship...and not care or be Ray Charles to that side of the relationship...as long as my man is coming home to me every night. But then I think...nope. Not for me. I just want one. One is enough. I want one person to have me and all my love...and I want the same in return. Everything I have prayed for has been answered already...except that.

It makes me think of the story about the guy stuck on a rock as the tide began to rise. He says, "God...save me!" A boat came by...the rescuers told the guy to get in...and the guy says, "No! I'm waiting for God...He will save me. Then a helicopter drops down a rope and the rescuers tell the guy to climb up. The guy says, "No! I'm waiting for God...He will save me!" Long story short...the tide rises and the guy drowns. When he gets to heaven he says, "God! Why didn't you save me?" and God replied, "I sent a boat and a helicopter!"

That's how I feel about my man situation. I wonder if I'm praying for God to tell me an answer...and God is saying to me, "Don't you see the million neon flags flying right in front of your face? I used red flags for your ex-husband, but since you didn't see those...I switched to neon this time around!"

Late night thoughts...goodnight. I have work tomorrow...

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